$WHACKD

I just heard it from our supreme overlords. Looks like the Fed has done its job! Interest rate hikes are working! Inflation is cooling! Unemployment is low! GDP is positive! Wages are keeping up with inflation! Soft landing coming our way!

The only conspiracy is you naysayers who don’t go along with this wonderful happy narrative! I’m so glad! I may be buying eggs at $0.50 a piece, but at least my wages are keeping up!! Yessss!

Thank you Obama! Thank you Biden! Thank you USA Fed for averting crisis!!! So happy to be in America at such a wonderful time!! Don’t forget to get your Omicron Covid + Flu boosters! The economy is well and so are you!!!