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On the frontpage today i see articles about Elon Musk hiring a new CEO and her being part of WEF or whatever....

thats mostly gibberish

lets explore a real scenario here

I am an options trader as in i trade stock options. Ive been doing it for 6 years now and grew a fortune from about $10,000 to over 6.2 million

and now i teach it to others through an organization i founded. One of the most important things i credited to being able to do this is common sense

There are people who have made money in the stock market (luckily) and lost it, some of them right here on reddit (Wallstreet bets comes to mind)

because like most Americans they lack common sense. Now lets get to the point....Elon Musk is not as smart as the money he made would make you think.

and his flaws are obvious to alot of his peers (other billionaires), and a little harder to notice by people who might worship him simply due to him being of a greater economic class

• Elon lied about Dogecoin for personal gain

I watched as Elon Musk manipulated the dogecoin cryptocurrency event. Basically turning an organic grassroots movement into something of a ponzi scheme with wild promises of his Tesla brand taking the dogecoin currency mainstream and giving it a value of over $1.00 per doge

that never happened and was never going to happen to anyone that honestly understood the inner workings of how that cryptocurrency works.

He invested, promoted, and then divested completely leaving everyone bagholding and then just completely dropped the subject

• Elon was a spokesperson for NFTs one of the most useless technologies of our time for gain

Same thing here with dogecoin. Most illogical "tech bros" got excited about the utility (or lack thereof) of NFTs. Most intelligent investors realized it wouldnt last long as once again its underlying technology didnt actually create tangible value. Elon once again took advantage of "the hype" invested in and helped promote something useless to turn around and divest completely once again

• Elon Musk was forced to buy twitter.....freethinking my ass lol

Elon musk quite honestly is notoriously wrong on most social subjects online. So wrong that he wasted a fortune being forced to buy a twitter. YES forced....to anyone who doesnt understand the economics ill explain it. Elon Musk tried to manipulate the stock market by making a fake offer to purchase Twitter, well above a price any sane person would pay for it without doing any due diligence into the worth of the company or its operations. He then attempted to "Its just a prank bro" his way out of the deal in court, and was forced to follow through with the purchase COSTING HIM A FORTUNE in losses and straddling him with debt.

But to the unknowing conservative user on twitter or tech bro he preached he was buying it to "spread free thought and make changes" as usual he was completely bullshitting the average american

anyone who understands social media knew he would immediately scare of investors and receive fines in Europe for loosening content moderation which is...exactly what happened.

• Elon Musk hires New CEO

Now here's the actual conspiracy behind his new ceo.....he hired her because....he's fucking her. He met her when she was doing work at NBC, She did amazing work helping their marketing department, They had sex and she tolerates him. He needs help with marketing for twitter and promised the largest Tesla shareholders he would hire someone to take over operations at twitter, so he contacted someone he had a personal relationship with. She quit her NBC job today (resigned) because elon offered her a bigger role and more pay....and thats it

That's the conspiracy.....

If you read all this and got to this point and it bored you it's because life usually is this boring. There is no lizard person here or vast master plan. Elon is just a dude with a dick who made bad decisions and is quickly trying to band-aid the situation with a "friend"

I will not be that popular in this subreddit i assume....but for as long as you'll have me ill do my best to predict "what happens next" and if my predictions are true ill remind you in a follow up post, and maybe even give a stock tip i dunno